What Is Real Evidence?

A neighbour called on Nasrudin. ‘Mulla, I want to borrow your donkey.’ ‘I am sorry,’ said the Mullah, ‘but I have already lent it out.’ As soon as he had spoken, the donkey brayed. The sound came from Nasruding’s stable. ‘But Mulla, I can hear the donkey, in here!’ As he shut the door in the man’s face, Nasrudin said, with dignity: ‘A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything.’

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